What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Fiats

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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women's rights

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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