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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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