whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What just hit my face? The floor

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Jews

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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