p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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where are you?

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Women's rights

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Women's Rights.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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