knock knock come in

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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KKK

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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poo

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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