- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

I killed someone today. :D

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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