Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

I like hats XD!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

My name is Harry.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Womens rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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