- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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