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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did he die? He was sick.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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