Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats your name? bumder:)

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Dani barton= lovely

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

thumb_up thumb_down -1

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops