- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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