how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Yo mamas so fat

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What's funnier than 24? 25

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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