What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Comedy.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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