why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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zebras

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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