Worst joke ever

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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