- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A black man didn't walk into a bar

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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