- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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