Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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