- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

we all know sammi has a penis

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

hey guys what's up?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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