How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Fox News.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Nothing yet CC

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