- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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