KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Shut the cork up!

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Chicken

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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your a towel.

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Womens rights.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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