- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you watch ? a tv

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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