Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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1 Jew XD

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Anti Joke

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