Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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She said no

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Gianni

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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