- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Like if you like big tits.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Yes!

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Knock knock. Is someone there?

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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