Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Knock knock --Come in.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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