What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

I like pom

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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