- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

I enjoy anal.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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