Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What just hit my face? The floor

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

An asian without a future.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Johnson stops eating

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How did the girl die? 25.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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