What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What just hit my face? The floor

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

An asian without a future.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Johnson stops eating

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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