det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why did I get raped

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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