- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

ecks! why zee?

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

prepares this to get negged

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Their, they're, there You're, your

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