"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Woman's Rights

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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