- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

The Braves win the N.L. east

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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