What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Drunk irish man

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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eloise dey.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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