- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

I killed someone today. :D

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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