- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother hates you

You smell like shit

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

fack me!

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Dislike this

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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