- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Women's rights.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Not Steve Jobs

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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