What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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