- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

You are Nerochan right?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

what did one tree say to the other? move over

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

how do you confuse a blond?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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