- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Barack Obama

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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