Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Penis

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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You smell like shit

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your mother hates you

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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