- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just contradicted yourself.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Stephen Walking.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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