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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What's wrong with woman Everything

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

eloise dey.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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