womens rights

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Yo daddy!

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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