- Anti Joke

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".