- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A walrus walks into a bar

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Samantha

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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