what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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I've got a dig bick

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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I like hats XD!

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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