- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Shut the cork up!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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