What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Kelly Clarkson

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Anti Joke

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