Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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The Pope

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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since when?

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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