- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Knock Knock.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Like if you like big tits.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

terry stockton is straight

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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