Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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