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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Women's rights

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Women have the right to vote.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Yo mamas so fat

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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