what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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liam buchan is gay !

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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