What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Women's rights

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Women have the right to vote.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Yo mamas so fat

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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