- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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