A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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You.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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