What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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