People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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monkey sponge

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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poo

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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