- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

hey bill!

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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