Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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knock knock who's there aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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