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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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