Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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