So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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KKK

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Good boy

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