Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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