A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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I am on a escalator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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a potato flew around my room

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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