How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Like if you like big tits.

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Heartlight

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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