My life :(

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Mrs. Welsh

What's the deal with airline food?

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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