How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

What's the deal with airline food?

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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