A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Welcome to die!

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Knock knock. Death.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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