- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Good boy

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

My life :(

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

YEAH THEY DO.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

I'm a like whore

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

all these jokes suck ass

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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