What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Knock knock, Come in...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

my friend is gay hes gay

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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