When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Women.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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