Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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poo is yummy

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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