Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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