- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Jason Connor.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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