What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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