- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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