what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a black priest? Father

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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