- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

My life :(

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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