- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

knock knock whose there? my penis.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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