knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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I am a nigger.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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