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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

YOLO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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