- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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