Spinabifita

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Comedy.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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