- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

rape that shit

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Your mom.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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