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Your mom.

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Worst joke ever

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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rape that shit

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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who is mark

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Anti Joke

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