- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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