Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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i like tits

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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