- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

this is a joke

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Bloody kids ...

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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