1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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I like pom

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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