A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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I like pom

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's 4+7 47

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