What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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